Currently Listening From Under the Cork Tree By Fall Out Boy Sugar, We're Going Down see related

Today I made out with my girlfriend, Shelby, for TWO hours.  I'm such a man whore!  Then her mom got mad at us for being gone so long, and the crazy bitch called the cops.  The cop tried to touch my penis, I swear to god.  I was thinking, is that a gun?  Or is he just very happy to see me?  lol.  Well l8er.........
bitch.

Nick